Blog
The posts below are mostly collected from blogs I have sporadically authored throughout the years, and are collected here for your amusement.
Sea of Love Baby Kick Counter Please Don't Ask Me to Smile Golden Age Anna Begins Madisonmite Father's Day Portrait Dragon Momma American/Australian Gothic American Apparel Girl Wild Horses Irony overload as undecided voters criticise flip-flopper Reminder: Pay ghostwriters better MoJo week 2: Adoption The Power of Prototyping We're back One of my favourite stories ever Why low taxes "benefit" the rich The New Citigroup This ride isn't fun any more Ode to an Exit Row Camping, 21st Century Style My Favourite Moment of the Year So Far Glen Beck attacks everybody in the world individually Tautology Club David Lynch on the iPhone Photoshopportunity Show your Vote Climategate World leaders delay climate agreement beyond Copenhagen Summit Laughmageddon II: The Copenhagening Shifting the bar for Fabulous ACN serves up a piping hot nonsenseburger My first Google Wave Robot Alarmist Banner Fail Experience importing an existing Drupal site to Aegir The Number One Hit for "Arsehole" Mah Finance Sector Is Too Big A Gentle Reminder I work in New Media The dark site of P2P Git in one minute It's time to get angry about Australian Internet censorship The Hotel gets 5 Stars in "The List" Synchonising Google contacts with your OS X Address Book without an iPhone Guest Appearance on Byte Into It Swine Flu, Day 5 Chloe Hall: Show on the Road The War on Money Edinburgh Fringe: The Hotel Case in point on the degradation of political dialogue Holy f-ing wow Defining culture or reflecting it? Whoops AFI Digital Content Lab Running Nginx with Concrete5 Dick Cheney playing noose-dodger The morality of flying A Little Light Relief Why Banks Suck Apache Wicket on Google App Engine for Java Building Google App Engine Java projects with Maven2 Dan and Mia's Guide to the Comedy Festival Quote of the Day Conservative Grief Support Bushfire Victims at bushfirehousing.org Support Bushfire Victims at bushfirehousing.org Beware the Default Image Google turns up the heat on ISPs A Story About Stories Brix Rules Sending HTML Email with Wicket part II: Converting links Render a Wicket page to a string for HTML email Australia adopts Chinese Internet policy George Saunders has perfected Sarah Palin's speech patterns Internet Satire's Cambrian Explosion Fringe Show: Set List Free SMS service notifications using Google Calendar ACN Video Phone part XCVIII: The ACN-enning! My slightly crap comparison between ACN and Scientology Has convenience come full circle? The USS Condoleeza Rice The ultimate expression of the contradictions of modern China Gay! Search positive A Letter To The Editor: How Will We Survive? How does YouTube scale? One of the greatest articles ever I haz an err force ACN video phone part VII: Behind the game ACN part VI: The video phone business model ACN part V: People are trying to discredit me! ACN and MLM marketing techniques, part IV ACN and business, part III ACN video phone malarky update I will crush you under a pyramid of lame The cost of climate change Cramming: One giant leap beyond buying stuff you don't need Now that's what I call profiling Confused Narcissus Wicket, Tomcat, Debian: Sometimes a little security goes way too far Live in constant, irrational fear End the Wicket PermGen issue Portable Film Academy Training Junk Mail filter using Apple Mail and GMail IMAP Connector Jackrabbit, Wicket, Tomcat, Maven2... hell. Planet Nerd videos now on Veoh.com Virtualising Magnolia CMS Planet Nerd is about to blow this sh*t sky-high Lame Fact About Dan #25 C64: Creepiness has an old name Real Conversations Planet Nerd Episode 3 The nerdiest nerd in nerd-town Point and shoot to stardom Manhattan Monologue Slam Vote for Me! The Good Old Days Debut TV Show - Planet Nerd Such terrible hair Nerd Porn The Breakfast Show Live - Back for 2007 Most audacious counterfeit ever Triple Trouble - All over including the shouting Triple Trouble - Final Nights! Mark Watson's 24 Hour Show Hits Melbourne Mark Watson's 24 Hour Show hits Melbourne Triple Trouble Photos Tonight at Triple Trouble Happening Right Now - Triple Trouble! The Local, 5th February 2007 Governator proposes Universal Health Care Wicked Comics Lounge Live A Pleasant Exchange Console Wars A very very brief history of the Web New York The Local, 9th October 2006 Rumsfeld gets pwned Sheer Bloody-Minded Optimism, Part 2 Query Log Fun Sheer Bloody-Minded Optimism September 11 What news from the Southern Front? Contact We now return you to your scheduled programming Official Site A convenient falsehood Mel Gibson blames alcoholism on "The f-ing Jews" Define "Evil" Welcome to the Land of Tomorrow! About North Korea is a bit crap Back to the labs, boys Sometimes a transcript doesn't convey the appropriate sense of gravity Cracks in the Google Stephen Colbert skewers Bush with greatest sustained sarcasm in living memory Success! Hallelujah Over-Educated Half-Wit Instant Order: Trial by Jury What would Georgie Choose? Craziness ... and one of my own Test post Google Video I came out of retirement for this Civil War O'Reilly Factor Hot off the press Test post from Flock Bulgaria and Turkey More photos! Smoking chimp riddle baffles wandering Australian Slovakia Life and Love More pictures! Norway pictures! Marked improvement Scandinavia Need. To. Sleep. Edinburgh Fringe New Gallery London Towne Eight lives left More Photos Photos Dublin your money Day 1, Evening Day 1, Morning We're off Morbo cannot stand whiney readers Clank! Grr! Amazing sunset, Melbourne Labradoodle, Carrum Beach Truth in advertising Long lost brothers Can I bring him home and wash the dishes with him? North Melbourne, 9pm FINALLY! You can't monetise everything Death penalty for hackers Cool building sculpture St. Kilda Beach Katie Holmes starts losing sleep over Scientology Google Maps integration Google releases Earth Katie Holmes has brain replaced by boiled cabbage Google wish-list item of the day Creativity and Destruction and Hume's Bundle notion of self Note to self Australian Child has house raided by Feds for linking to file sharing site Shirky on Social Networks and Filesharing Visualisation-a-gogo Outfoxed? You bet I was Search vs. Subscribe It's been a while Participatory media and the read-write web What's the future going to be like? Search me. What a week Google Sitemaps plugin BlogSpam revisited Apple to switch to Intel CPUs? One reason why. Distributed Innovation One to ask the Imam about Mystery photo identity solved! Poorly hidden racism in article on international espionage Worthless trinkets meet with undisclosed level of success Dipping a tentative toe in the revenue stream Referrers, damn referrers and statistics Tagged web brings whole new form of keyword spam Don't take it from me Juvenile place name of the day Police unit links copyright violations to terrorists MPAA enhances movie "magic" by crippling consumer hardware Information wants to be heavily commercialised BitTorrent search debuts Microsoft innovates in reverse, again A constant, desperate need for validation MPAA blames photocopier and postal service, forgets about criminal Neal Horsley has sex with anything that moves Google reinvents portal concept almost perfectly For-profit music distribution industry fundamentally redundant More on geo-enabling the web If you disagree with my grandiose, self-interested posturing then the terrorists have already won Are blogs journalism? Smokin' Misguided Boffins take humanity one step closer to horrific Matrix-esque future Now, where are we? Tiger lame, mauled by opportunistic Zebras Why people pirate music and don't care Where have you been all this time? Make the web disappear Blurring the line between pride and shame Maureen O'Gara loses all journalistic credibility in "outing" of Groklaw's Pamela Jones Sometimes I scare myself Why it's hard to make money as an artist They'll Huff, and they'll puff RIAA attempts to fragment online music business Hacked to pieces Sally is right... Axe and you shall receive Life on Mars Senior spyware company employee appointed to Homeland Security Privacy Committee The Debacles - A story of faith, courage and folk-pop "Hey everyone! This pervert wants a ribbed, chocolate flavoured, tartan..." Del.icio.us Real Time Visualisation Technorati Schmechnorati News In Brief About this site Wired for Sound Bush/Cheney/Satan 2004 Spamalogue Virgin keeps legs firmly closed to legal obligation Oh my God, he just tore off his faaaaaaace! Innovating to the death Wotcha bin smokin' mon? Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully scared by youuuu... If you build it, they will use it for porn Right on Linux on home stretch; MS and Sun sticking out legs from side of track. Harmony and Discord No fucking way Or Else! Microsoft the UNIX Vendor SCO's Lawyers vs. SCO _sigh_ kickin' it one more time, y'all I knew it! They're Republicans! And they're playing POKER! AAARGH! Spam filters are gettin' good Fuckety-Fucked Up Two a-meegos? A Meeting of the Meegos Up early? Information wants to be wanted Gmail Invitations Holy Crap Still drunk Astroturf - the new frontier of marketing Success! Sorry, I was pretty far off the mark Correction! One last thing I can hardly breathe Blogpowers Activate Die! Die! Die! Terry Jones vs. the Global Imperialist Conspiracy OMG A FLAMEWAR Microsoft shot my dog All grown up Greatest Quote of the All Time Meegos are cool! I was duped! This speaks for itself I'm calling it "The Nice And Toasty-Warm War" Google AdSense: Nazi-eqsue Book-burning Ultra-Conservatism Greetings Google AdSense Site Auditors The old me was funnier MPAA drinks goats' blood, feels more powerful Worst Review Ever g00g|_3 |-|@><0Rz Would you like to take this outside? I catch bullets in my teeth Under the hammer: someone to hammer your unders. A bike ride always leaves me glowing The new Mini Cooper S comes in 3 models fiaSCO Bukkake is all I have left License to Kill (time) Golf-kart sized rovers find Tiger Woods' missing ball in evaporated Martian water-trap Ayatollah you so! I have a new favourite word Pray they aren't for real I found it They're gape-a-licious! Big Fish Stinks Ow! I got ya! Drive In, Tune Out, Get Ripped Off In space, no-one can hear you say "I did that!" What the Dickens? Do you realise... Hallelujah! Her clothes saveth the man Lawn Bowls: I'm jack of it. Hee haw! Hee haw! I liked the stuff I saw! Hi ho! Hi ho! It's to another work we go! Get your home connected to the Lurve network!It... wasn't a debacle? I eat souls through a fleshy tube that protrudes from my thorax. We're back! Okay, I lied. I like it raw! The Swing has Swung NewHoliday 20XX - Century of Asia, Century of Robots Doin' it for Uncle Jiang Nerdiness has a downside? You could almost hear the bong water bubbling Humanity - Stop hitting yourself! Cave Canem! Home Recording Equipment - In the wrong hands, a deadly weapon. Da! Da! Da Da! Knowledge also wants to be free Sayonara Kumagaya Playing Quake with a rumble pack Kyoto: Tasty, isn't it? I got no reason Time just keeps on slipping "Mister President, I've sorted out those twins for you." Ask an Imam Nippon Ease Tired. Goodbye third world, hello first. Greetings Mr. [Hoi] An-derson Hoi An again - Suitin' the breeze Hoi An Ludicrous Speed... Go! Day 4 Day 3 The kind of insight I'm not sure I wanted to have The 80's has a lot to answer for, dude! Kitten Kaboodle Review! Modern-day pied piper Venezuela - Land of Carboard Cut-out Dreams Cutting edge journalism Takeoveryourlifestation Is nothing sacred? One grid I wouldn't mind jacking into The Governatrix Only real life could be this funny This bra-bomb better work, Nerdlinger! Best fucking legal document ever! What the Hell are these people thinking? Respect Copyrights owned by our Entertainment Overlords! Flash Mobs Conservatism, Linux and the 'Net Insanity, thy name is IBM Death to the Media Oligarchy! It was a dark and stormy night... Study finds humans afraid of glowing cadaverous heads Impro Tuesday One kitten I wouldn't want to cross Anti-war protestor shocks world by realistically depicting own genitals The week that was. *sigh* here we go again...