I really do really like this quote from my friend Matt.

"I've fixed my self-esteem problem. I realised it wasn't me I hated, it was everything else."

When prompted for more words of wisdom, Matt produced this:

"Dan Wellesley, a computer programmer who lives in Melbourne, is a big fat loser and he smells of sour milk"

Which left me feeling so inspired that I had to pen the following, truly a universal truth that will echo through the ages:

"Matt Tumpeter, an Australian living in Berlin in East Germany while teaching Latin to sidewalks, is a ham-panted nancy-boy who turns tricks for cash and his ass looks like a rustic barn with the door swung open."

The Internet: a haven for intellectuals.

Update: And his web site is still down! Zing!